Recess - Blood Orange

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is an old friend with a new perspective

the spiritual one

blood orange is the hot yoga instructor whose class is always booked. he is always doing a juice cleanse and he never makes any major decisions without first consulting his reiki healer/mentor/psychic. he has nearly joined a cult 4 times, and is deeply in debt from buying large-scale rocks, gongs, and fountains for his bedroom. he will probably live forever.

  • will guess your sign
  • doesn't believe in monogamy
  • trusts his intuition above all else
  • has an extra chakra
  • favorite movie is 12 hours of ocean sounds
  • learned about covid 2 weeks late due to a silent meditation retreat

Must be 18+ to purchase. PLEASE READ: Only available for Asheville area delivery. No shipping.